I’m really hating life right now…its just those days when you realize that you are really alone…
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Finding out you're adopted
- Loki: *kills over 80 people and tries to destroy Midgard*
- Hercules: *sings*
- me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
- *takes photo*
- me: oh thats why
Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
- Society: Everyone's beautiful.
- Society: Don't eat that, you don't want to get fat.
- Society: You don't eat? Anorexic!
- Society: You're a size four? You should be a size zero!
- Society: You're an A cup? What are you, eight?
- Society: You're a D cup? That's my Mom's size.
- Society: You had sex? Slut!
- Society: You haven't had sex? Prude!
- Society: You don't think that you're pretty? Attention seeker!
- Society: You think that you're pretty? Conceited!
- Society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
- Society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophob!
- Society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
- Society: You cut yourself? Attention seeker!
- Somebody kills themselves.
- Society: They were so beautiful, society sucks!
